I don't want to set the world on fire...
If life gives you lemons, find a new God.
April 23, 2013

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if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing

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April 20, 2013

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March 25, 2013

worker11811:

why does sex have to be hard why can’t I just walk up to one of my friends and be like hey we trust each other and I’ve got a lot of tension I need to work out so please take off your clothes and touch me and later we can go for pizza because we are friends and I like pizza

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March 20, 2013

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March 19, 2013

changkyus:

hey do you want free games

i know you do

well it just so happens im giving away all my old DS games i dont play!! “wow thank you mijung you are so nice so what are the rules of this lovely giveaway?” i am glad you asked!!

  • if you dont need the 3ds games PLEASE tell me so i can make another giveaway once this one is over! like seriously please dont take games you dont even have the system for
  • you dont need to follow me but if you do i may throw in an extra game or two
  • games included by default are: mario kart 3ds, okamiden, scribblenauts, dragon quest ix, pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of darkness, harvest moon the tale of two towns, loz: phantom hourglass, pokemon ranger guardian signs, devil survivor overclocked, kingdom hearts 3ds, ocarina of time 3ds, and loz: spirit tracks!
  • i can ship internationally but you obviously need to be comfortable with giving me your address!! im not responsible for items getting lost or shipment-related difficulties, sorry :c i have no control over that stuff!!
  • reblog as much as you want but be mindful of your followers! likes count as well
  • giveaway ends march 22nd, 2013 aka next friday!
  • the games do NOT include the instruction manuals or cases. i have no idea what happened to them so dont ask pls
  • any other questions/concerns/clarifications please drop me a message!

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March 13, 2013

thingsawhovianshoulddo:

krifri:

I’m in!

Mark your calendars before you forget!

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March 9, 2013
ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

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March 2, 2013
For question 59. This is what I look like.

For question 59. This is what I look like.

tallasianchick asked: 1-85

I didn’t even realize you asked me this. But better late than never!!

1. Are looks important in a relationship? I think so.

2. Are relationships ever worth it? Most definitely.

3. Are you a virgin? I am not.

4. Are you in a relationship? Sadly, no.

5. Are you in love? An even more sad, no.

6. Are you single this year? Approaching depressing, yes.

7. Can you commit to one person? Of course.

8. Describe your crush: I don’t have just one. I’m not TOO picky.

9. Describe your perfect mate: Attractive, and willing to do everything I am willing to do.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? That’s yet to be determined.

11. Do you ever want to get married? Yes I do.

12. Do you forgive betrayal? Not usually.

13. Do you get jealous easily? Not usually.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Multiple people.

15. Do you have any piercings? Not yet.

16. Do you have any tattoos? Also, not yet.

17. Do you like kissing in public? I enjoy kisses whenever, wherever.

20. Do you shower every day? I shower before I leave the house. If I don’t leave, I don’t shower.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I do, actually.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Probably not.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? A definitive, yes.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Here’s hoping.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yes I do.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? I think it’s been said to me before. I can’t remember.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Not yet.

28. Have you ever been cheated on? I hope not….

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Never.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Hasn’t really crossed my mind.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Indeed.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Totally possible. I wouldn’t call it love, though.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Nope.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Yep.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Mhmm

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? I don’t think so.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? I’d say, yeah

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Oh yeah.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Maybe once or twice.

41. Have you had sex so far this year? No, sadly.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Never timed it before. But I’m pretty sure not very long.

43. How long was your longest relationship? One year, seven months.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Less than twenty, more than ten.

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? I believe only one.

46. How many times did you have sex last year? Three times, technically. Same night, same girl.

47. How old are you? Twenty

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I’d ask, “Why?”.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Sadly single.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Probably not.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Not yet. Although I am already willing to do a lot for my friends.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yeah, because they decide to get boyfriends that aren’t me.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Can’t be mad if it is nonexistent.

54. Is there someone you will never forget? Many people are stuck in my mind.

55. Share a relationship story: One time in middle school, I asked a girl out and she said yes. The next day, less than twenty four hours later, we both decided it was a mistake and broke up.

56. State 8 facts about your body: 1. I am 5’11” 2. I have a crooked finger on my right hand 3. I have a scar on my inner thigh where a hole used to be 4. I wear a size twelve shoe 5. I have a weird bump above my right eyebrow 6. I have weighed around 175lbs since eighth grade. 7. I still have issues with acne 8. I have four fang-like teeth that make me look like a dog/vampire.

57. Things you want to say to an ex: You’re crazy.

58. What are five ways to win your heart? 1. Be attractive 2. Be completely open minded 3. Be able to laugh at everything/make jokes about anything 4. Be able to hold a conversation 5. Be honest, always.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) It will be done.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Three years, I believe.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Physical appearances are everyone’s first impression.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Random sex in random places.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? Having a penis in a vagina.

64. What is your definition of cheating? I guess expressing interest in someone other than your significant other. Also kissing/fucking someone other than your significant other.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? I’m not very interested in foreplay.

66. What is your favourite roleplay? I guess schoolgirl/teacher, though I’ve never done roleplay before.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Simple, but fun. Probably with an adventure involved.

68. What is your sexual orientation? Straight as an arrow.

69. What turns you off? Unattractive people, shyness/insecurity, high pitch whiney voices, ghetto attitudes, stupidity, bad grammar.

70. What turns you on? The main thing is if you’re attractive. If you have a bod, I’ve already thought about doing you. Also straightforwardness, intelligence, confidence.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I don’t think I’ve had any wet dream that was particularly kinky.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? I have no idea yet.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? I’d like it if people texted me more.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? A banging body.

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Nothing is coming to mind…… And that’s kinda sad.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I like to buy people gifts and anonymously drop them off at their houses.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? As long as they’re both over 18 or both under 18, then I could care less about age differences.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? I’m not really big on secrets so I don’t have something that I make sure not to tell people.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? I get jealous of people in relationships a lot. Because I want to be in a relationship.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Maybe last week? I don’t remember.

81. Who are five people you find attractive? Ilah, Jess, Octavia, Ria, Taylor.

82. Who is the last person you hugged? My friend Daniella.

83. Who was your first kiss with? Jessica Young in sixth grade.

84. Why did your last relationship fail? Because she was a liar and irrational.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Yeah, I’m OK with that idea.

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February 6, 2013
~~do it to it~~
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
February 4, 2013

herochan:

Superhero Noir Posters

Created by Marko Manev

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January 28, 2013

addisuns:

if the villains won

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January 25, 2013

telltalespider:

sillymakky:

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desperatetobrushthelipsof-cas:

BOOM BACON PANCAKES.

Omg this is amazing

who the hell discovered all this awesomeness?

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT BALLS

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January 21, 2013

showslow:

Annie Leibovitz, Disney Series

Over the last couple years, acclaimed photographer Annie Leibovitz has partnered with Disney to create stunningly colorful pictures of celebrities posing as Disney characters from classic animated Disney films.

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